I fucking lost it here
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.