100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
- Me during finals week: "It's beginning to look a lot like FUCK THIS."
"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
- me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
- me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
i wanna kiss you but not if you keep ignoring me wtf
the most stupidest thing invented are those little dangly things on dresses that help you hang dresses or shirts…. when the thing has straps. i dont need your dangles, the dangles just dangle everywhere, get the hell away from me. dangly pieces of sh*t…. im so alone
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS🙋
Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice